the family

Liz

name

Elizabeth Ciardi (Liz)

breed

100% Italian

location

Tega Cay, SC. Originally from NJ (long story).

gender

female

marital status

happily wearing insanely expensive ring, the cost of which resulted in Juan losing all his capabilities. After being revived, Juan, still suffering from the resulting concussion and general lack of bearing, agreed to purchase said ring.

occupation

mortgage banker, which means she makes more money than I do.

Stephen

name

Stephen M. Corby

breed

Italian/Irish

location

Tega Cay, SC. Originally from MD.

gender

male

marital status

dating Elin.

hobbies

playing games on line; inexplicably arguing points that even Johnnie Cochran would have avoided; driving his parents to heavy dosages of sedatives.

[update]
he's back to being human, but I'll leave the above description as a public service announcement to those of you who may, inexplicably, consider having children... trust me, they all grow up to be arrogant, pain-in-the-ass teenagers.

occupation

college student... and I've got all the tuition bills to prove it.

Ryan

name

Ryan E. Corby

breed

Italian/Irish

location

Tega Cay, SC. Originally from MD.

gender

male

marital status

single (currently burdened by the fact that he is only 14 years old).

hobbies

video games ; tv; video games

occupation

none... something about child labor laws, or something...

quote-unquote

"The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second is, no one has yet discovered."

Oscar Wilde