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Personal...

name

Juan Carlos Valencia (really)

breed

hispanic/jordanian mutt

location

Tega Cay, SC. Originally from NJ (long story).

gender

straight male, my eccentric taste in clothes notwithstanding

marital status

married, and very happily, I am told

other

irreverent and often overly cynical
a conflicted, contentious catholic
40 years old
a lover of the written word
trilingual
(literally, and occasionally, figuratively) myopic
short-tempered
passionate, but not compassionate
a firm believer that dogs are more worthy of our love and trust than most humans
impatient
often unnecessarily and superfluously proud

Work...

do you care? I did not think so...

but in case you do, I work for a large cable company. 'nuff said...

contact information

quote-unquote

"The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second is, no one has yet discovered."

Oscar Wilde