The banal…

I eat carbs and red meat. I drink. I exercise only sporadically. I am, therefore, fat, but happy. (One should never trust a person who has no vices, by the way.)

I often scare children. Not a big fan of ‘em. Methinks they sense that.

I drive too fast.

I’m a TV snub.

I’m a liberal. <gasp!>

I love dogs. I strive every day to be as good a person as my dogs think I am.

I’m desperately clinging to my ever-waning youth; however, to quote Oscar Wilde:

To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

The basics…

47 years old

Hispanic/Jordanian mutt

Married to Liz, my best friend

Two great kids (young men, now)

Two dogs, two cats

Currently living in Tega Cay, SC

Enjoying one of Cuba’s finest…



"The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second is, no one has yet discovered."

Oscar Wilde

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